10 reasons for not buying our valves

1. No more boring days
If it is a seat leakage today, it is seat jamming tomorrow and stem leak the day after. Damage to downstream equipment and plant shutdowns will become an integral part of your life and you won’t have the time to feel bored.

2. Experience a creativity boom
Once you realise that service engineers are not going to turn up to attend to valve problems, you will discover new ways to keep the valves alive. Through regular practice, you will elevate mundane valve maintenance into an art form.

3. Discover new hobbies
With no reliable protection against fugitive emissions, you – like coal miners of the past – will start breeding canaries inside the plant for early detection of noxious fumes. You will certainly agree that the bright yellow canaries and their music will let you forget about the valves, once in a while.

4. Lose weight
But worry has many positive effects. It is the cheapest weight loss method known to man. Once you know that you are sitting on a ticking time bomb, you burn calories very fast. Suddenly all that extra flab disappears. And when the valves finally go off, you win again. Jogging out of an exploding plant sure is a great exercise.

5. Improve your presentation skills
And there will be a lot of explaining to do. To your boss - about the breakdowns, accidents and production loss - and to your customers about the delays. But look at the brighter side, your presentation skills improve dramatically.

6. Your knowledge horizons widen
You turn to complex maths and medieval logic to establish to your boss and the auditors why the ‘economical’ valves that you recommended, the valves that are draining the company’s profits, was a better choice.

7. Your standing in the society also goes up
Suddenly a lot of people want to meet you. People from the police, insurance, pollution control board…

8. No marital discords
Once you start reaching home late, the quarrels become a thing of the past. And soon, even the marriage becomes a thing of the past. Thus, with one right decision about valve purchase, you can say goodbye to marital discords.

9. You discover God
And then there are the spiritual benefits. When you are living on the edge, not knowing what fate is going to throw at you next, you start believing that there is a higher power controlling the way your valves behave.

10. Forget retirement planning
You also start living it up. No more scrimping. No more saving. When you know that the valves are going to get you before old age does...

But if the reasons that you are looking are Safety, Reliability, Performance and Efficiency, do get in touch with us.

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